Ah, Black Friday - that magical time of year when brands remember you exist!
364 days of radio silence, and suddenly…
→ “Hey stranger, here’s 10% off (on stuff you don’t need)!”
→ “We value you SO much (but only enough to email you when it’s profitable for us).”
Nothing says “bad marketing” like a tsunami of generic, copy-paste deals flooding your inbox.
Cheers to the one day a year we all feel truly “special”!
Happy Black Friday, folks - may your unsubscribe button be swift.
Tip: set an email filter to put all emails containing the word "unsubscribe" into a low-priority folder...